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Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks


girls don’t want boys, girls want season 3 of orange is the new black

My mom just said that my sister picked up my old laptop to use because her broke
I didn’t delete my history
My sister is gonna think I’m a sexual deviant now
How will I explain THAT porn video …


My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow


aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately 


"just being a dude haha wearing my meggings to broga gonna take the brobus to dudesville with my boys haha no homo bro did i mention i am a man"